blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

(via gayer-sula)

When I’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:

safeguards:

image

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getoffmybloghoe:

The sensual touch of the person putting your thumb down in seven up

(Source: freddifish, via gayer-sula)

Anonymous:
reverse mermaids though

u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

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brandonix15:

No way, can I be what i’m not.

(via moss-aurora)

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brandonix15:

No way, can I be what i’m not.

(via moss-aurora)

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ocultaba:

don’t spend 60$ on a crop top at american apparel please love yourselves 

(via thefirstcatlady)

Reblog if it’s okay to invade your ask box.

(Source: captain-mantas, via silversora)

My birthday so far

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My birthday so far

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nennerbean:

it’s my birthday send me nudes