(Source: mcartistic, via bardockpunk)

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

(via demonicabishi)

hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

(via howglorygoes)

Anonymous:
PLEASEE post a nude pic as soon as possible

I love Jordan and he makes me feel so special and perfect but everything is just all weird and it’s always weird and I dont know what to do about it so I’m just gonna avoid it

yungterra:

yungterra:

look at this fucking opossum

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joancusack:

tagged/me

(via im-alpha-cunt)

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

(via butasparrow)

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

(via lostmybuttons)

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verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

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damnulen:

damnulen:

*deep sniff* i smell axe body spray and monster… the heteros are near.

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(via thecrimsonalchemist)

shutupaubrey:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever come across in my life and no one can tell me otherwise 

(via clappylittlepighands)

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shutupaubrey:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever come across in my life and no one can tell me otherwise 

(via clappylittlepighands)

kagezukami:

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

(Source: eva-420, via deadfriendsforever)

kingcheddarxvii:

martininamerica:

And now an important update from Mozzarella.

This is big news!!

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